Only Half of the Time They Believe Me
| Friend: | So what are you into? |
| Me: | Gay wizards, aliens, gay angels, gay band members, gay superheroes, gay just about anything |
| Friend: | So....you're gay? |
| Me: | NOPE! Straight as a line |
| Person: | what are you doing |
| Me: | studying |
| P: | what are u studying |
| Me: | um |
| Me: | English? |
| P: | oh okay |
| Me: | *continues reading gay fanfiction* |
